zeldathemes
If there's a key there must be a lock
♥ Sammy. (Moosey)
♥ Seventeen. (really 908)
♥ England. (in a Hobbit hole)
♥ Aspiring artist. (who just doodles)
♥ Cosplayer. (the derpiest)
♥ In too many fandoms. (just ask if curious)
♥ Reblogs a lot of stuff. (mainly Superwholock, Lord of the Rings/Hobbit and Hannibal)
♥ I love my Lucifer (superwholocked-in-middle-earth)
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samaelmorningstar:

Even in Sam’s dreams, Lucifer is patient. Understanding. He portrays human almost too well, chillingly real smile on his face every time Sam so much as looks at him, like these little bits of attention Sam’s giving over are the highlights of his entire existence. He sits on the edge of Sam’s mattress and watches him pace the various motel rooms, hands laid flat at his sides like he’s unsure of what to do with them. Sometimes he picks at the fraying threads of his jeans, something he’s seen Sam do time and again, and Sam tries not to notice how Lucifer is picking up his habits.

The first time they kiss, it feels inevitable. Like something that was meant to happen, something unavoidable like two trains colliding, crashing and burning at two hundred miles an hour without the brakes on. Lucifer tastes like smoke and wildfire and metal, his hands fist in Sam’s hair just this side of too hard and Sam presses his hand against Lucifer’s thigh and thinks he could do this for the rest of his life.

Afterward, Lucifer stares at Sam like he’s seeing him for the first time, eyes darker than normal and reminding Sam of sea-related tragedies: twin hurricanes, ancient and sad in his face.

“Do you want me to go?” Lucifer asks, that first time, and Sam shakes his head, instant gut reaction, and grabs Lucifer by the shirt collar, pulling him back in. It’s sinful and red-hot and it burns like ice in Sam’s chest and he can’t get enough of the sounds Lucifer makes.

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symphonicsilence:

edwad:

soulsnatcha:

kanyesovth:

thisiselliz:

Spider Man

you tried spider man, you tried.

i’m going to die

this is has been in my drafts for months and im ready to post it

jfc her eyes though

jerkidiot:

do u ever take a selfie and don’t know what to do with ur hands??

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well here are some suggestions to take a great selfie with no awkward hand!

1. hold a fake dog

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2. hold a real cat

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3. puppet show!

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4. read a good book

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5. (if u like it then u should have) put a ring on it

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6. smoke em out with ur hot deck

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and finally 7. pose with the greatest film series of all time

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i hope this helps you all to take great selfies! 

gallifreyancameos:

fitify:

fitify:

basically, anyone reading this knows that tumblr + studying = difficult. we’re all procrastinators. so i thought i’d share my favorite ways to crack down, not suck, and make it through finals week. you’ll need
this or this. it’ll whip your ass into gear. you name a list of websites that distract you, set a timer, and bam. no more hour long study breaks. the best - or worst - part is, it can’t be undone by the application, by deleting the application, or by restarting the computer. you just gotta wait, and if you’re going to wait, you may as well study.
goals. when you sit down to study, write down everything you’re going to do. then do it. aimlessly staring at your books won’t do shit.
something to listen to. i suggest movie scores, song covers by the vitamin string quartet, or white noise.
a queue. if you’re really obsessed with keeping your blog up to date, set aside some time, fatten up your queue, and let your blog run itself for a few days.
breaks. during your breaks, dance, run around, work out, go for a walk, talk to your friends, call your mom. going back on the internet is an easy way to get out of the mood, so i wouldn’t suggest it.
tea and coffee - if not for the caffeine, then for the feeling of cozying up with your text books and feeling studious. 
a place to study. it doesn’t matter if it’s in a coffee house, a library, or your kitchen table. as long as your bed’s not in sight and tempting you into a nap, you’re good.
that’s all i’ve got. i’d try to think of more, but that, my friends, would be procrastinating. off to study.

bringing this back because IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN

THANK YOU, GOD I NEED THIS SECOND. BLESS U

gallifreyancameos:

fitify:

fitify:

basically, anyone reading this knows that tumblr + studying = difficult. we’re all procrastinators. so i thought i’d share my favorite ways to crack down, not suck, and make it through finals week. you’ll need

  • this or this. it’ll whip your ass into gear. you name a list of websites that distract you, set a timer, and bam. no more hour long study breaks. the best - or worst - part is, it can’t be undone by the application, by deleting the application, or by restarting the computer. you just gotta wait, and if you’re going to wait, you may as well study.
  • goals. when you sit down to study, write down everything you’re going to do. then do it. aimlessly staring at your books won’t do shit.
  • something to listen to. i suggest movie scores, song covers by the vitamin string quartet, or white noise.
  • a queue. if you’re really obsessed with keeping your blog up to date, set aside some time, fatten up your queue, and let your blog run itself for a few days.
  • breaks. during your breaks, dance, run around, work out, go for a walk, talk to your friends, call your mom. going back on the internet is an easy way to get out of the mood, so i wouldn’t suggest it.
  • tea and coffee - if not for the caffeine, then for the feeling of cozying up with your text books and feeling studious. 
  • a place to study. it doesn’t matter if it’s in a coffee house, a library, or your kitchen table. as long as your bed’s not in sight and tempting you into a nap, you’re good.

that’s all i’ve got. i’d try to think of more, but that, my friends, would be procrastinating. off to study.

bringing this back because IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN

THANK YOU, GOD I NEED THIS SECOND. BLESS U

an advert just said “what’s so good about tuesday?” and all i can think of is that episode of spn when gabriel makes sam and dean live through so many bad tuesdays..

i-will-lift-you-higher:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

Randy layin down the law.

i-will-lift-you-higher:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

Randy layin down the law.

sylviaplth:

the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me